Three Ponies

Three little ponies who didn't
like their hay
said to each other, "let's run away!"

Said the first, "I will canter!"
Said the second, "I will trot!"
Said the third, "I will run, if it's not too hot!"

And they all started off
with their tails in the air,
But they couldn't jump the fence,
so they're all still there!

Arthur Guitarman